53: The English Teacher Materialises

Myself and Chaolan play the same texting game. We’ll respond a couple of times but we don’t hang on to each other’s messages. Sometimes our responses take two days to come through. He is also super busy, and I am too laid back to care at this stage. We’re not afraid of letting messages be […]

Space Filler

I had the urge to throw in this random comment as a follow up to ‘The Ex’. In case you weren’t sure just how much of a dong he really was, these are the kinds of questions I often end up fielding from him. Note his disgusted tone that I didn’t answer.

52: Ex

My ex, as some of you will have gathered by now, is a complete twat, a self serving moron of the highest order. Traditionally I have got myself as far away from exs as I possibly can. It always meant moving cities. But I am very much in favour of clean breaks and living anywhere […]